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(MP) - Pennsylvania Avenue exploded last night with the raucous sounds of house music, triumphant beer pong cheers, and keg stand chants. The uproar, however, was not emitted from any fraternity house or annual summer concert series, but originated from the biggest house party Washington D.C. had ever seen – The White House Beer Bender. It wasn’t little Malia and Sasha Obama however, emulating the Bush twin’s (or George W.’s for that matter) late night escapade shenanigans, but it was President Obama himself bringing the leaders of the world together for a bonafide peace conference rager.

“We apologize to the residents of our nation’s capital,” announced White House press secretary Robert Gibbs, “for the noise violations, public acts of intoxication, and any acts of lewd behavior that may have………..

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One of the finer moments in performance art, Johnson Roebling’s Rebirth. Or as the tabloids read: Woman Gives Birth to Full Grown Man!

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Big Bald Bobcat Boy. (Still of Tinkerbell from ManicAttack.Com’s Bobby’s Ballet Ep. 5: “Bryson’s Class”)

The Speed Creeper Ep. 7: “The Date”

Jamie Walters once sang out with pride, “How do you talk to an Angel”? Alan Benderhoven finds himself asking the same thing. Watch him court Bailey Hipner, 50’s-style, with a Jimmy Stewart smile.

Got Drunk? (Still From ManicAttack.Com’s Keeping Up With The Greensteens Ep. 5: “Where In The World Is Abner Greensteen”)

Bobby’s Ballet Ep. 2: “Meet Raphael”
“Young, impressionable, fabulous, loves abusive relationships” - just a few of the things one might say about Raphael Coolidge. See for yourself. What do you think?

The colored scarf is the NEW ascott. (Still from ManicAttack.Com’s Bobby’s Ballet Ep. 2: “Meet Raphael”)

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The Crime Mime

An interrogation turns ugly when the suspect refuses to cooperate.

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Dr. Jesse Jameson: Travoltatosis
Acclaimed marriage counselor, Dr. Jesse Jameson, focuses his analytical talents on a couple’s confusing sex life; a sex life based on the profound love for John Travolta. ManicAttack.Com

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Mime on a mission. (Still from ManicAttack.Com’s “The Mime Crime”)

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Obama’s World Peace Solution: Keg Parties

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